{"product_id":"fried-cat-rug-christmas-gift-2-2","title":"Fried Cat Rug - Funny Christmas Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003e“...if that thing had nine lives it just spent them all! Haha! Woooo!”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg height=\"600\" width=\"600\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.gettechcloud.com\/image\/a5b649c68a4f2c090f447e01cd9523f7b58350fd.png\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHysterical hostess gift, holiday party decor or gift for coworker. \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #e67e23;\"\u003eKick off your fun, old-fashion family Christmas with your own fried pussycat under your tree for a ridiculously funny conversation piece inspiring reenactments with classic quotes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e A 5' set of lights is included (white the last). I'm sorry but the little lights won't be twinkling. They will give a nice steady glow as long as you remember to plug them in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg height=\"600\" width=\"600\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.gettechcloud.com\/image\/88ab439dad86e27268564efd14942a8caf2c46ab.png\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand cut size is approximately 16” x 24” may vary around an inch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCut from very light-weight Ribbed floor mat 100% polyester fiber\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite faux fur edging (like the cat) not boa feathers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eScorched-looking dark fur on top may shed (hopefully not as much as a real cat but it is meant to look like a fried pussy cat, not puss-in-boots.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOutrageously funny cat that if it had nine lives, it just spent ‘em all.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg height=\"600\" width=\"600\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.gettechcloud.com\/image\/0b039c34e65e0f3a0c8f0eb30c82453b4b486309.png\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg height=\"600\" width=\"600\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.gettechcloud.com\/image\/471ba8969b99a37743e5aa63cac0f8a3e73f470a.png\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLast day to get in time for Christmas is Dec. 5th when You’ll hear us yelling “hallelujah! Holy Shit. Where’s the Tylenol?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGag Gift Fried Cat Rug Christmas Vacation Decor, tree skirt, fan of cousin Eddie and the Griswolds.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNotice：Battery used: 3 3A batteries (not included in delivery)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"position: absolute; left: -37px; top: 2889.03px;\" id=\"gtx-trans\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"mysite","offers":[{"title":"No Lights","offer_id":47474429821183,"sku":"JP2251711-不带灯","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White Lights","offer_id":47474429853951,"sku":"JP2251711-暖灯","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Colorful Lights","offer_id":47474429886719,"sku":"JP2251711-彩灯","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0782\/2894\/7199\/files\/6f0bd2d20a3ccd68b230defb52ac63afcd654d28320f02c2dbc87e9043c31888.jpg?v=1762316674","url":"https:\/\/topdoon.com\/products\/fried-cat-rug-christmas-gift-2-2","provider":"topdoon.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}